And laughter erupts, flowing freely in front of screens, in bars, cafes, and... on social media – like a perfect cooling drink in our country, where people constantly eat, sleep, and live with football!
Each man has to deal with his own wife!
The 2026 World Cup in the summer is the perfect opportunity for "bad guys" to continue their "tradition" of slandering the "great wife." People have fabricated and retold, through word of mouth and on social media, a story like this:
The husband was sitting watching TV, the wife came and sat next to him, munching on sunflower seeds while opening a small bag of potato chips, munching away as she asked:
- Honey! Why is that guy going to play soccer wearing a suit and tie? He looks like a groom going to ask for his bride's hand in marriage!
"No! He's the coach," the husband replied, his tone suggesting he was trying to hold back his anger.
- Hey! And that guy over there, what kind of football is that? Every time the ball comes to his feet, he doesn't kick it but runs away instead. Why is that?
"Good heavens! He's... the referee!" my husband exclaimed, his voice already showing signs of annoyance.
- So why did the referee give that guy something and he refused to take it, even turning his back on it? That's the ultimate act of disrespect...
No! It's not a reward, it's a penalty, a warning with a yellow card!
- Look! The goal is empty, and the player isn't shooting, instead he's turning around!
Oh my God! He's the goalkeeper, supposed to keep a clean sheet, and you're shooting into our goal?
- Oh my husband! This guy is so handsome, but his chest is so big, and his thighs are so huge...
At this point, the husband couldn't take it anymore and shouted, all his pent-up frustration pouring out: "Are you watching football or just admiring handsome guys? Can't I even watch for a little while in peace?"
After saying that, the husband stormed out, pulled out his phone, and immediately called his father-in-law:
- Hello Dad, I need your help with something...
As soon as he heard that, the father-in-law interrupted him:
- You're planning to... send your wife back to my house so you can watch football in peace, aren't you? I just called to try and send your mother-in-law back to her grandfather's house, but he wouldn't listen. He said: "Each man is responsible for his own wife." Now I officially declare to you: "Each man is responsible for his own wife!"
Filial piety and... unfilial piety
In the first match of the group stage, with 48 teams participating for the first time, a team making its debut on the global stage caused a huge shock: the 63rd-ranked Cap Verde team held the mighty Spain – the world's second-ranked team – to a 0-0 draw. In a match where the opposing team unleashed 27 shots, 40-year-old goalkeeper Vozinha became the hero with his golden hands, playing a major role in keeping a clean sheet for his team. He made 7 direct saves, 6 of which were inside the penalty area.
On an online newspaper, a photo capturing Vozinho's emotional reaction, with tears welling up in his eyes after the match ended, accompanied by the heartfelt confession, "My mother doesn't have the money to come here" (to watch him play)... suddenly created a storm on the Vietnamese internet.
This touching story, after being shared online, has become a trend, albeit a bit... "cold-blooded," but very "heartwarming" thanks to its humor and the "picture riddle" game played by netizens in our country!
Clearly, for every one person who made the right prediction, a thousand others made the wrong one: He made the perfect prediction, while we all made completely wrong, terrible predictions! To be honest, before the match started, who would dare not bet on, follow, or wager on Spain...? But when the final whistle blew, it was: Spain = I'm going to sell my house!
Because he drew, while I lost everything; he cried because he drew, while everyone else cried because they lost their cars and houses; even though he drew, I have nothing left to lose... The reality is harsh: Nine out of ten mothers probably don't have a home anymore; Now I'm working as a construction laborer and missing my mother; Now I've opened two more mobile lottery ticket agencies running on hand-to-mouth... And a chilling "warning": Nhat Tan Bridge, Long Bien Bridge, Chuong Duong Bridge, Thang Long Bridge... My Thuan Bridge, Can Tho Bridge, Rach Mieu Bridge, Ham Luong Bridge... Welcome, dear customers!
Everyone needs someone to take responsibility: Because of you, my car is gone; because of you, my mother went to the supermarket this morning to buy a new TV. You're so cruel; I'll be working for free for almost half a year. You've prevented so many mothers from seeing their children...
The mother-son relationship is now incredibly tragic: My mother keeps asking me where I'm hiding. Your mother can still watch football, but my mother is busy looking for me. My mother doesn't have the money to ransom me... And what's more, my mother is officially disowned...
And some have generalized it: Filial piety and disrespect are both determined by the ball!
That's absolutely right!
Source: https://tuoitre.vn/vui-cung-quac-cap-100260626100725008.htm
