Will the oil disappear?

Amidst the Middle East conflict threatening global oil supplies, The Daily Mash conducted quick interviews with citizens asking: "How will you celebrate the end of the oil era?"

- I pushed a barrel of oil up the hill to watch the sunset together. How romantic! (Kelly Howard, technician)

- And you?

- I poured some oil into the sea to reminisce about the days when it was cheap. It's both nostalgic and creates jobs for environmental volunteers. (James Bates, bricklayer)

What about your family?

- Last night I lubricated all the hinges in the house. This Sunday I'm taking the kids to visit a diesel power plant. It'll definitely be a beautiful family memory. (Bill McKay, stockbroker)

Are you worried?

- Well, actually... oil will never really disappear. At least, the environmental damage it leaves behind will last a very long time. (Francesca Johnson, flower shop owner)

THAO AN

Source: https://www.sggp.org.vn/dau-co-bien-mat-post847602.html